Friday, February 1, 2008

Lost is back. Watch it.

I'm not going to get into another rant on why I'm so smart and you're so stupid, because frankly I don't feel like it, but seriously - Lost, one of the most brilliant shows ever to grace television, is back on, and it's my civic duty to tell you to FUCKING WATCH. If you've never seen it, start taping/Tivoing them every Thursday night at 9 and in the meanwhile, start watching from the beginning. Do not be a dumb fuck and try to come in in the middle of this series because you won't have any idea what's going on. Do not be a dumb fuck and think that watching a recap will help you either, 'cause it won't. It really won't. Plus you'll be robbing yourself of the great experience that is actually watching the show.

If you don't comply with my demands, you're probably retarded. In all seriousness, I don't mean to imply that by watching some TV show, you're smart, I'm just saying this: I only know a few people that watch Lost, and all of them are really smart. I also know a lot of really dumb people. None of them hardly know what Lost even is. It's just that it's a show that takes a lot of brains both to put on and to watch and follow, so have your wits about you.

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