And the morals of the story are...

A few hardly-useful things I've learned in the last few days:

1. Stop fucking procrastinating.
2. If someone asks you to make an hour-plus-long trip in the midst of finals and a show, tell them you have NO FUCKING TIME.
3. If it's 80 degrees outside, you can probably wait another week to decorate the tree.
4. MediaFire is awesome.
5. American History X is a GOOD MOVIE.
6. Never, EVER, under ANY circumstances, go to 2girls1cup.com, even if someone has a gun to your head. Trust me, you'd rather die.
7. If your shoes smell like old ass with skunk meat, put baking soda in them overnight and vacuum them out in the morning. Works like a charm.
8. Anyone who spends time updating a blog that no one even reads in the first place when they've got a million other important things to do should have the words "Dumb Fuck" branded onto their forehead. (Oh, wait.)